absolute perfection

absolute perfection

jane’s gotten into the habit of pulling on my nipples while I fuck her from behind…

jane’s gotten into the habit of pulling on my nipples while I fuck her from behind…

I got jane the most obnoxious vibrator for christmas. She said it looked “like the microphone that came with my britney spears doll when i was 6.” Needless to say, she fucking loves it. ;)

I got jane the most obnoxious vibrator for christmas. She said it looked “like the microphone that came with my britney spears doll when i was 6.” Needless to say, she fucking loves it. ;)

I like to feel classy. Not all the time, just sometimes ;)

I like to feel classy. Not all the time, just sometimes ;)

Honestly, I’ve got nothing. Jane’s asshole is amazing. 

Honestly, I’ve got nothing. Jane’s asshole is amazing. 

Anonymous asked:

love you guys and think you are awesome xoxo

thanks :) we think you are awesome too!

fangsfirst asked:

Do you plan on doing any videos

no. although we do make them, they’re strictly for our own enjoyment. sorry, its just not our thing. 

we also don’t cam or play with others. neither jane nor i find the idea of her being gangbanged in a seedy hotel room appealing…

i felt a great disturbance in the Force yesterday afternoon so to cheer me up, jane dug out her “lady gaga” lingerie and suggested butt sex. she’s perfect. :)

For any Parks and Rec fans out there…

For any Parks and Rec fans out there…